you’re probably thinking, what kind of person could drive a six-inch stiletto into her own eye socket? a person who did her homework, that’s who! first, i had to get an x-ray of my own skull. then, i had to calculate the proper lenght of the heel, the angle of the insertion, with just the right amount of force to slip behind the eyeball without damaging the socket. also, it helps to be completely frickin’ insane.
